Archive for July, 2012

Greetings comrades!

This is the seventh address from PRAVDA, the approved news service of the Soviet Union, the united goverment of CHAOS and Crimson Imperium Reborn organizations.

SOVIET ARMADA ON THE MOVE!

Unconfirmed sources have reported that the Soviet armada has redeployed to an unknown location. To get to the bottom of this, we have approached The People’s Commissariat for Internal Affairs (NKVD) leader but no comment or official response was provided apart from some profanities. Our anonymous source (details known to the PRAVDA editors) claims that a top-secret document was released to the armada with orders for redeployment. Our source was unable to provide us with details, but cites 3rd of July as the end of the redeployment.

No doubt in the future we will see more information on this subject as the armada surfaces!

AIG SMASHES NATO ON NORHOOP!

NATO troops attempted to break the fledgeling AIG alliance’s hold on Karapyth outpost, massive amounts of war material were destroyed as the fledgeling AIG smashed NATO into pieces! PRAVDA has received no footage of this battle but we have consulted the botang spy agency on this and it was confirmed that the battle was one-sided, with NATO undocking heavy mech after heavy mech into the fray, with staggering losses! Killboard reports are inconclusive due to the NATO deaths.

In related news AIG has declared their policy of neutrality in this address: http://forums.perpetuum-online.com/topic/5162/aig-alliance-beta-gamma-nrds/

MENACE TO SOCIETY ATTACKS NOVAYA!

Menace to Society and their NATO alliance launched an attack on the Soviet mining colony on Novaya Trava. The attack begun on the Novaya Trava North gate, where NATO was able to break through the terraformed terrain and advance deep into the island, assaulting the embassy of the Dirty Dozen, a mercenary corporation who was granted mining rights on Novaya Trava. A Soviet rapid-response task force led by the Chairman and Comrade General Lemon was quickly formed and advanced to intercept the enemy force.

The two forces met near the CHAOS mining colony, and the Soviet rapid-response troops charged straight after the NATO invasion force who immediately begun withdrawing. Whittling down the invasion one by one, the Soviet troops were able to not only destroy the invasion force but also pin down and kill Lupus Aurellius before he managed to evacuated through one of the many armored and emergency teleport beacons his forces deployed in their retreat.

We have approached the botang spy agency to get the information from the other perspective, the agency confirmed that Lupus Aurellius was shouting at his pilots to “SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP IN TEAMSPEAK SHUT THE FUCK UP”, and has not been seen since his Artemis Mk2 was taken down and sent to the recycling facility.

Comrade Bandwagon has once again provided us with quality footage from the front line of the battle.

Greetings comrades!

This is the sixth address from PRAVDA, the approved news service of the Soviet Union, the united goverment of CHAOS and Crimson Imperium Reborn organizations.

BOTANG SPIES RECOVER PLANS!

The botang spy agency has declassified and provided PRAVDA with the plans allegedly made by Menace to Society before the Gamma expansion was released. The information contained in the plans is quite shocking and it seems it was only the arrival of the Soviets that stopped Menace to Society from once again living up to its name!

Speculations arise how will the NATO corporations react to this information that clearly outlines not only the master-plan to push them off Gamma and demand massive ransoms, but also use their spies and clean out their corporation hangars! Who is the real Menace to Society? Time will tell!

TOG KICKED FROM NATO!

Our readers have noticed that the yellow Gamma islands Rhaoshan, Changowa and Nirayon have been opened and the general agreement was that Menace to Society finally felt ready to make a move out to Gamma.

The rumor mill is going crazy as The Omen confirmed that TOG independently opened the Gamma islands, and as a result have been removed from NATO and set yellow by the rest. After this harsh and sudden dismissal from NATO, The Omen went on to say he’s unsubscribing from the game quoting reasons of a personal nature. Speculation are on, are any NATO corporations allowed to do anything without Menace to Society stamp of approval? Leave your thoughts in the comments!

ANOTHER NATO OPERATION BOTCHED BY MENACE TO SOCIETY!

According to early reports, Blackomen and Burial of Menace to Society led a early morning attack force of STC and NEBS corporations to Novaya Trava, managing to sneak through the defense lines and destroy several small buildings before they were summarily executed by the brave Soviet defenders!

Adding insult to injury, the Soviet defenders managed to hack the field container that NATO used to deposit their ill-gotten loot!

The battle summary is available here: http://perp-kill.net/?m=related&id=248571

However in a desperate attempt to cover up the failure of this operation, Blackomen of Menace to Society attempted to claim that “The can left behind was not hacked, we had a spy (Anti-botang spies are even better) confirm it died.”

This was disproven by comrade Bandwagon who had the presence of mind to record the operation of stealing their field container, and reproduce it for everyone’s viewing pleasure.

The more ominous part of the botched attempt at damage control involves Blackomen stating he will use developer strings to reverse support tickets because he disagrees with them.