PRAVDA – Soviet Union Gamma Under Attack!

Posted: June 20, 2012 in Union News

 

Greetings comrades!

This is the second address from PRAVDA, the approved news service of the Soviet Union, the united goverment of CHAOS and Crimson Imperium Reborn organizations.

ENEMY PARTICIPATION SUFFERS!

Over the last two days we have seen F-Navy and NeX corporations merge into Menace to Society, PRAVDA has approached the officials of NATO for comment on this turn of events but no information was forthcoming.

Speculations arise if REMEDY, BOS, TOG and NEBS are next in line to be merged into a stronger Menace to Society whose declared intent is to wipe the Soviet Union off the map and out of the game.

ARKHE JIHAD NERFED!

In an unexpected stealth-patch, Developers have reduced the interference levels of Arkhes to the point where being in range of a Proximity Probe gives full interference with 40+ second locktimes.

Jihad leader has been reported vowing to his muyahedins that “Allah will provide the means for those strong of will to strike at the capitalists day and night!“, with calls for a ramp-up of attacks.

SOVIET UNION RETALIATES AT YURAION!

A Soviet fleet retaliated against NATO again at YURAION RO, destroying all the Command Relay Towers and Mining Towers erected by the TOG corporation.

Botang spy agency leader has released an internal memorandum from the TOG corporation, with the members allegedly accusing their leadership of “making one bad move after another” and a number of them allegedly leaving the TOG corporation for greener pastures.

MENACE TO SOCIETY INVADES MOTHERLAND!

Menace to Society, envigored by the mergers with F-Navy and NeX corporations led the charge of the server NATO coalition (consisting of roughly ~70 robots) against the Soviet Gamma base at NOVAYA TRAVA mere moments ago.

Alerted by the ever-present Botang spy agency, the Soviet armada was in position to execute a pincer manuever with the Anvil Battle Group led by the Chairman, and the Hammer Battle Group led by comrade general LemonAlpha Battle Group was led by comrade Krexis and kept in reserve throughout the whole engagement.

The invading Menace to Society fleet was reported losing over 10 Mk2 Heavy Mechs perishing in their ill-fated charge at the walls led by the Soviet turncoat Merkle. The remaining force was reported to have attempted deflagging and evacuating, but comrade general Lemon‘s Hammer Battle Group was deployed and smashed the enemy into pieces.

Unconfirmed rumors abound that officers in Menace to Society are questioning the leadership decisions, while the Soviet Command has organized an impromptu Victory Parade through the streets of NOVAYA TRAVA.

The question is open now how will Menace to Society respond to yet another crushing defeat, as the victorious and undefeated Soviet armada seems to be marching from victory to victory in the defensive Homeland War.

ENEMY FLEET FORMING PICTURE

ENEMY FLEET DEMOLISHED IN HALF

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